Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Procrastination 101

For those of you who are always prepared, plan ahead to the nth detail, and always have all the laundry washed, dried, and put away, I ask you: WHY? I tell you in no uncertain terms that Procrastination is the way to go. With a capital P.

For example, let's say that you have a certain team's jerseys that need to be delivered tomorrow. And a garage sale in 3 days. What would YOU be doing, you well-prepared lot? Working on the jerseys, you say? Pricing and organizing the garage sale merchandise? No, my foolish friends, no. First of all, you must blog about the impending events. Second, start a new knitting project. (Preemie baby hats. Thanks, Elsie!) Start a new book (Joey Green's Magic Brands: Brand New Uses for Brand Name Products. I know it's tempting fate, but I really can't wait to try using Spray n Wash to get gum out of the girls' hair.) A tiny tangent here....while I was double-checking the title, this caught my eye. It's on Amazon.com's homepage: Toilet Tattoos. I kid you not. For only $9.95 you can put this on your toilet seat lid. Change the decor of your commode weekly. OMG.

Anyhoo.....See what I mean about this Procrastination thing? It's a goldmine. Also, don't forget to check The Weather Channel to find out what the heck happened to our severe storms that were supposed to hit this afternoon. It sprinkled about 14 drops, and that's it. Big whoop. And read Lisa's blog and find out how she's faring on this hot, hot day. I can easily think of at least 47 things I would rather do than heatpress jerseys. And the garage sale......well, that's still 3 days away. I really don't have to worry about that until Thursday night. And if you're one of those people who pores over the classifieds on Thursday and then goes to scope out the Friday garage sales on Thursday...I'm warning you....don't come here. People who do that really tick me off. I won't sell you anything and I may cause you bodily harm. So there. You've been warned. As for everybody else....see you Friday at 9 am sharp.

Signing off!


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